À LA RECHERCHE DES BOGUES PERDUS

Biggery boogery
Nicolas Sarkozy
Excavates nostrils
With gusto and flair.

«Voilà, le bogue!» he cries
Mucoexcitedly,
Flicking it into
The hair of his frère.

[A double dactyl on the topic of nasal mucus, inspired by this fine gentleman.]